Chrisley Knows Best—a 204-episode reality show on U.S.A. with a spinoff to boot—follows the lives of Todd Chrisley, Julie Chrisley, and their sprawling spawn.

In a series ending (and 19-year-sentence-carrying) twist, Todd and Julie did not, in fact, know best. They didn't even know how to get away with simple bank fraud and tax evasion.

We're pitching a spinoff show with a redemption arc. You think this guy is bad? He's not even close to the most criminal real-estate-mogul-turned-reality-star-turned-fraud with fake blonde hair.